Last night, here is what I dreamed:
I dreamed that I eloped with Tim Tebow (the Florida quarterback-though this Tim Tebow had blond hair and a beard. Whatever, he was definitely Tim Tebow in my dream), and then I pushed a blond girl in the face when she hit on him. I then flashed her my wedding band with a smug stay away from my husband.
And then later he passed me a note in in my high school chemistry class but I woke up before I got to read it becasue I was busy taking notes. So I don't know what the note said, but it had little hearts drawn on it. He had very girly handwriting.
Yep. I shit you not.
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