I'm walking behind the slowest group ever today and I noticed something. The little twit in the middle was sagging their skinny jeans. Wtf mate? Because they are skinny jeans, the top part is straining to hold on across the bony thing's hips (and I don't know if it was a boy or girl either), the bottom of the pockets are half way down their thighs, and there's all sorts of unflattering business going on with the bunching. Skinny jeans are not supposed to bunch you idiot. And then to top it off, it's puffyish coat stops right at the small of it's back, so there's a good 8" of boxers (maybe a long t-shirt tucked in?) exposed (meh, don't know don't care).
I have never wanted to pants someone so bad in my life.
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