Appearances Can Be Deceiving

me: Wait, how tall are you again?

dr friend: 5'1".

me: Really? I thought you were closer to 5'3" because you're a little shorter than me.

dr friend: No. I've never been that tall.

me: Oh well then how come I think you're 5'3"?

dr friend: Probably because I'm loud. Makes people think I'm bigger than I actually am.

me: True.

dr friend: How tall are you? 5'7"?

me: Ha! I wish! I'm 5'5".

dr friend: Oh. Really? how come I think you're 5'7"

me: Probably because I'm loud too.

dr friend: Yep.