Sunday, October 17, 2010

Unicorn vs Dragon

Pumpkin 2009: Unicorn!

Pumpkin 2010:
Dragon!

In the battle of Unicorn vs Dragon, the winner in terms of:
  • Use of exclamation points: draw.
  • Simplicity of pattern: unicorn.
  • More wiley pumpkin due to thickness of rind: dragon.
  • Amount of details: dragon.
  • Intricacy of pattern: dragon.
  • Use of greater knife wielding skill: dragon.
  • Amount of curse words used during carving due to more complicated pattern: dragon.
  • Impressive factor: dragon.
  • Has greater potential to scare trick-or treaters thus leaving us more candy: dragon.
  • Bad assness: dragon.

Clear winner:
DRAGON. ROAR!!!!!

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