Saturday, April 7, 2012

Wild and Crazy

Dr soc is having his wild and crazy bachelor party this weekend. I read a coule "articles" about what really goes on at a bachelor party (lots of cheating with strippers/wh()res it out it seems), but why you should let him have one, (so you can get back at him by cheating on him at your bachelorette party, obviously) or how to cope with his party, ect. To which I just roll my eyes and think, if you are worried/insecure about your guy having a bachelor party/cheating on you, there are other issues to deal with. (if either of you are going to cheat on the other you were going to cheat regardless of the situation/party/excuse. Just saying....)

Anyway, yours truly over here, isn't worried in the slightest though.  For several reasons.
  1. First: he's not the type of man that I need to worry about behaving badly in the first place. (Which really is the root of all of this and that we trust each other in the first place)
  2. Second: His brother and friends aren't the kind of guys you worry about either, which is why for Mike's bachelor party they are: 
  3. Going to a hockey game and bowling. Mike didn't want a stripper/strip club, because:  
  4. He's a bit over cautious in general and thinks strippers/strip clubs are dirty and there isn't Lysol in the world to make him comfortable there. 
  5. Also, his dad and uncle(s) will be there at the party.
  6. And number 5: His mom will be there*.
Yep. Have fun honey!

*ok, the real reason she's there is because it's Easter weekend and she wants to be with her sons and extended family. She won't be at the actual bachelor party itself.  But it's still pretty funny to say his mom is going to the bachelor party as a means of keeping dr soc in line!

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