A few reasons I am getting a husband:
- lift heavy objects
- kill spiders
- check on that noise in the night
- open jars (though I'm getting better at this myself)
- reach tall things.
- companionship for those plus one type events
- and to go to the bank for me
A few reasons dr soc is getting a wife:
- to tell him where to put heavy objects that he's moving
- to hear the noise in the night
- to cook what's in the jars he opens
- to reach the lower things (though, once we have kids I'll make them do that since they will even be closer to the ground than I will be)
- my smaller hands can get into tighter places (though once again, I'll more than likely let the kids take that over once they master the hand-eye coordination thing)
- companionship for those plus one type events.
- to spend the money he gets from the bank
- some one to make lists for him and plan his social calendar
- a purse to put his iphone and keys
See now, I think this works splendidly!
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