Seeing as I'm not an idiot, I do know where babies come from. I just firmly believe I came from the stork. Am also willing to accept the cabbage patch explanation. And if any of you tell me anything gross to the contrary, you are not allowed to talk to me until you accept my theory.
Also? Not an idiot, know it is physically possible to get knocked up while unmarried (and that's another judgy rant for another day about how I don't feel too terribly sorry for today's single moms by choice). Once again, I just firmly believe it is not possible for me.
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