Go Team!

dr soc: Who are we meeting up with?
me: Um, Priya and John, Shyam, Kartik, his brother... I don't know exactly. Most of the brown team.
dr soc: What? The brown team? Why do you say that?
me: Because most of them are Indian. Brown team.
dr soc: You...you... you can't say that!
me: What? They call themselves that!
dr soc: Yeah, themselves.
me: Hey, I'm part asian. I'm part of the group, I can say these things!
dr soc: You're the worst sociologist ever.
me (muttering): Or the best....