Typical Night

Typical night at my house: We love to nap next to our friend!

Jules releases silent (not always silent) nuclear stink bomb (but always stink bomb) from her butt.

2-5 seconds after detonation human closest to Jules exclaims: Ugh!/God!/Whoa! Jules!

Stink bomb continues to waft past other dog and towards other human.

--Bailey does not stir--

2-5 seconds after first human initial smell, other human is affronted by the stink bomb.

Second human exclaims: Gah! Jules! Much to same effect as the first human

First human: Warned you.

Second human: That delay will get you.

Both humans: laugh because we are 14 and think dog gas is funny

--Bailey snores harder, still not stirring--

Jules releases again...