What I Learned from Cosmo

• The only way I will ever get a man is with my vag.
• But don't show him the cookie right away or else he'll think you're easy. Which you are because you read cosmo.
• No seriously, vag, only way.
• By all means, use your feminine wiles to initially lure him, and your charm to get him to buy you a drink.
• But then, do dirty sex tricks because you are a cosmo girl and that's what a cosmo girl does!
• And it's the only reason he likes you in the first place too.

Seriously, for a woman's magazine, the entire thing is about men. Where to meet him, what to wear to attract his attention, how to snare him, how to keep him interested (w/your hoo, duh, we've been over this), how to balance your friends and your new guy time evenly, and eventually how to get over him because you ran out of dirty sex tricks. (btw, I do not consider crossing your ankles to one side a dirty sex trick, and crossing them to the other side a completely different one. It's an either or, not 2 separate things.)

Thanks cosmo! I'm a fun fearless female now!