Junior

me: I think large is the smallest size they have here. It seems that jerseys don't come in anything smaller than linebacker size for the fans.
mike: Looks like it, and the the XXL is just ridiculous. Wish I could wear a kids' size like you.  
me: It is handy, and cheaper. Though I need to find out if I'm a kids' large or extra large. We'll just check out the boys' department while we're here.
mike: Sure. Hmm, where is it? ::looks around and sees the directional signs:: Oh, juniors is over that way.
me: Oh, no. Not juniors. We need to stay away from there.
mike: Juniors isn't kids?
me: Oh no. No honey, juniors is teen girls.
Mike just flinches. There may have been a shudder in there too.