Never ask a non-coffee drinker to set up your coffee maker for you. I doesn't end well.
I love my fiance. I can prove this because I drove him to the airport at 5am* this morning. It being an early flight and me having to work late last night meant we would have to go to bed almost as soon as I got home. And knowing that I wouldn't be awake enough to drive if I didn't have coffee in the morning, I needed to set my delay brew (one of the worlds best inventions in my opinion). However, I didn't figure this out until right before I needed to leave for work. So as I'm putting on my shoes about to run out the door, I asked Mike if he could set up my coffee for the morning.
He says yes but a look of concern crosses his face. I give him the cliff notes version: water, filter, coffee. I'll set up the timer, and the look of concern goes away. I get home last night, set the timer, open the lid and see there is coffee in the filter and think nothing more of it. This morning I hear the (obnoxious) beeps of my coffee maker after it's done brewing, and I start to pour it into my travel mug...and it's just cold water in the pot. He got the water** part. He just didn't pour it into the coffee maker...
Fortunately, there was time for me to pour the water into the proper place and brew the coffee for real. And because my love for him trumps my caffeine addiction, I just found the whole thing silly and not annoying. But lesson learned nonetheless.
*It's the 5 am part that proves I love him. Airport pickup/drop off duties are part of duties once you have been fiance-ed, if that stage has not already been reached in your relationship.
**An ex wanted to make a cup of coffee to stay up late (after telling me that he was stronger than me for not having a caffeine dependency the week before), so he stared at the coffee maker wondering how the coffee maker magically turned the solid coffee grinds into liquid.
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