*I did not apply the same logic in 2018 and carried 3 month old Girl 2 like a fool but almost 3 year old Girl 1 still walked when we were My Little Pony
*favorite group costume in my early 20's was the sins. Yours truly strutted around the party in lingerie* as lust and totally got the boy I wanted.
*once again: early 20's
Anyway, favorite story: I was getting drinks with some friends who had gotten married in September (I had been a bridesmaid btw).
Newlywed girl (dreamy sappy voice of smug newlywed): It's our first married Halloween! We have to do something together!
Newlywed boy (enthusiastically): Let's go as a horse!
Me and everyone else: (laughs)
Newlywed girl: (purses lips, glares at all of us)
They aren't married to each other anymore 🤷
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