I have a black pair of shorts. And they are really really short.
Me (while going through my dresser deciding what to wear): Oh, my black shorts. I barely wore these last year. Hmm, well, it's super hot out and I think I can pull these off.
--At the store in short shorts where every guy over the age of 10 stares at my legs and every woman gives me the evil eye.--
Me: Oh, right. Now I remember. That's why I don't wear these.
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