And So It Begins

And so it begins, another semester of classes. Fall classes started on Wednesday. As seems to be my tradition, here's a list of random snark thoughts from the first week:

1. This book is recommended rather than required. Recommended mean I'm not buying it.
2. That guy has the pointiest head I've ever seen! And that blond buzz cut is a horrible haircut for his head shape. Telling him that is mean yes? But twittering that thought is fine, also yes?
3. You know what a boring class is? Anything with the words "ancient civilization" in the title.
4. The you're-going-to-hell-if-you-are-a-b-c -guy is back. Wow, he's starting early this year.
5. Sometimes I sing my abc's when I'm alphabetizing stuff.
6. Does everyone here wear some sort of greek shirt? Seriously, everyone.
   
7. Is the girl next to me typing a novel or a text message?
8. Does anyone really think that hiding the phone under your desk is fooling anyone? Really, staring at your lap with a notebook on the table is normal class posture.
9. Random girl in hall: "I haven't talked to him in forever. We're, like, best friends." Uh huh, can't be that great if you haven't talked in forever.
10. Text book prices make the baby jesus cry!